portland. day 12.

a lot of people have been asking me what portland's like.

well, everyday is filled with dancing and singing, not too different from this video:

don't be pissed because your own fans hate you

portland. day four.

last week it was 102º F in virginia. today, portland's temperature topped out at 63.

i don't think i'm ever going back.

hope you're all well and good.

lucky charms

there's a new marshmallow charm in everyone's favorite cereal: the hourglass. lame.

hurray.

some nerdy kid spelled a word that most of us have never heard of to win the national spelling bee. which was broadcast live on network television. which was also reported on by thousands of people across the country (and world??).

i find the media blitz surrounding this goofy bastard almost as disgusting as showing high school baseball games on national television. or those 3-hour specials on espn showcasing which college different high school football players are going to attend.

no wonder we're a bunch of entitled crybabies.

great scott!

fire destroyed the courthouse square set from back to the future. tis a sad day, indeed.