o.j. simpson's got a girlfriend

let me repeat that. o.j. "i murdered my ex-wife, and her boyfriend, with a shovel" simpson has a girlfriend. o.j. "i won the heisman, starred in one of the best films of all time (the naked gun), then decided i was going to rob a hotel of some sports memorabilia" has found someone. i'm going to drink myself retarded tomorrow night.