best dude ever.

apparently germans love two things: 1) booze, and 2) fighting fires. this wasted guy in berlin heard an alarm for a fire at an apartment building, and wanted to help.

"on hearing the alarm, the 38-year-old man had rushed to the fire station, was helped into protective clothing and helmet by unsuspecting firefighters and boarded the fire engine, a spokesman for suedhessen police said.

"after arriving at the apartments, firefighters quickly realized the man was an imposter and called the police, he added.

"'when fire breaks out, it's all hands on deck!' the man told officers when questioned about his motives. he was released without charge after sobering up overnight in a police cell."

hilarious.