Saturday, December 1, 2007

i have never, in fact, had it in the ear before

i will never go on a cruise. the whole idea does not appeal to me at all for a couple of reasons. first, i hate being sick, and i find it hard to believe that i would return from a cruise without suffering from diarrhea, scarlet fever, and/or scurvey.

second, i don't do heroin.

according to the
royal caribbean television spots, going on one of their cruises is just like battling a heroin addiction. i mean, why else would they use iggy pop's song lust for life as their theme song?

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