what i really wanted for christmas

but didn't get:

• 1 large pack of thumbtacks
• 1 large bag of marbles
• 1 utility belt that shoots out oil slicks (like data from the goonies had)
• 1 spool of high test fishing line
• 1 set of booby traps from the any of the indiana jones flicks

just so i could take out all of these little bastards and their annoying little wheelie shoes.