how would your mother describe you in one word?
immature.
what is your favorite flower?
a tulip.... like the joke, "what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ." bah-dum-dum.
what is the most insane question you've ever been asked?
"would you be into peeing on me?" i don't want to talk about it.
what word in the english language do you wish you'd invented?
flagellum.
where would you like to live?
in the hearts and minds of my friends and family. just kidding. chicago. chicago, illinois.
what is the first quote that comes to your mind?
"i want a lover i don't have to love, i want a girl who's too sad to give a fuck." sorry, i was listening to that when you asked that question.
what animal best describes the kind of girl you'd be into?
a kitten. a kitten that likes baseball.
what do you miss most about your childhood?
my batmobile big wheel. oh, and watching dumbo's circus.
if you could change your name, to what would you change it?
cervantes queso, my central american traveling alias.
what is the main fault in your character?
i care too goddamn much about people. goddamn it.
who is your favorite historical figure?
teddy roosevelt.
describe how you kiss in one word.
earth-shatteringly.
if you met the right girl today, would you propose tomorrow?
no.
what in the world do you least desire?
to lead a boring life.
why do you think most girls date you?
because i'm hilarious... or a charity case. one or the other.
finish this sentence: "happiness is a thing called..."
winning the lottery and moving to an island far from everyone.
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