advertising's in my blood

what follows is a joke obituary that my grandfather wrote just a week before his death, ironically. my uncle showed it to me this past thanksgiving, and i immediately had two reactions: 1) i laughed, because it resembled a fenske assignment; and 2) i finally felt a connection to someone in my extended family which i hadn't before. the sad thing is, bob mccabe died in 1969. hope you enjoy it as much as i did.

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